Who we are

We are a satirical news site founded in 2026 and based out of El Paso, Tx. Our current focus is satire and think-pieces, and we are always open to expanding our content and audience. We enjoy critiquing modern society through exaggerated claims and fabricated tales; all of our content so far is satire unless stated otherwise.

  • We would be happy to work with you! Please contact us at maxwell@maxwelljester.com

  • Absolutely not! They are written manually, and every em dash was hand placed. We take pride in our own work.

  • All complaints can be handled through email at maxwell@maxwelljester.com. We take concerns seriously and look into each claim.

  • The name Maxwell Jester is a play on words from the 2025-2026 internet slang jestermaxxing. Maxxing is to maximize a specific attribute and jester refers to humor.

  • We aim to never target specific groups of people in a derogatory manner, specifically in a way that would incite violence or hate speech. We do not condone hate speech that our readers may share to one another. We do not like to target individual people and never wish to publish libel or anything that could harm someone’s safety or reputation. We are not responsible for decisions people make based on our content, like in the event they believed the satire.

Privacy Policy

Last updated: September 2026

Maxwell Jester ("we," "us," or "our") operates MaxwellJester.com (the "Website"). This Privacy Policy explains how information may be collected, used, and shared when you visit the Website.

We respect your privacy and do not independently maintain a database of visitors' personal information for our own purposes. However, the Website is hosted by Squarespace and may use third-party services that automatically collect certain information when you visit the Website.

1. Information We Collect

Information You Provide

Maxwell Jester does not require visitors to create an account or provide personal information in order to read articles on the Website.

If you voluntarily contact us or submit information through a form or other feature of the Website, we may receive the information you choose to provide, such as your name or email address. We use such information only for the purpose for which it was provided, such as responding to your inquiry.

Information Collected Automatically

When you visit MaxwellJester.com, certain information may be automatically collected by Squarespace or third-party services used on the Website. This may include information such as:

  • IP address

  • Browser type and version

  • Device and operating system information

  • Pages visited

  • Referring website

  • Date and time of visits

  • General information about how visitors interact with the Website

  • Cookie and similar technology information

This information may be collected for purposes such as operating, securing, maintaining, and understanding the performance of the Website.

2. Squarespace

MaxwellJester.com is hosted and operated using Squarespace. Squarespace may collect information about visitors, including information associated with website analytics, cookies, and website functionality.

Squarespace may use cookies and similar technologies to operate the Website and, depending on the settings enabled on the Website, to provide analytics and performance information.

For more information about how Squarespace handles information, please review Squarespace's Privacy Policy and information regarding cookies.

3. Cookies

MaxwellJester.com may use cookies and similar technologies. Cookies are small files stored on your device that can help a website function properly, remember preferences, and understand how visitors use the Website.

Some cookies may be necessary for the Website to function. Other cookies may be used for analytics, advertising, or performance purposes.

You may be able to control or restrict cookies through your browser settings. Depending on your location and the cookies or services used on the Website, you may also be presented with cookie-consent options.

4. Advertising

MaxwellJester.com may display advertisements provided by third-party advertising services, including Google AdSense and other advertising providers.

These providers may use cookies, device information, IP addresses, or similar technologies to provide, measure, and personalize advertising. These third parties may collect information about your visits to this and other websites in accordance with their own privacy policies.

Maxwell Jester does not directly receive or maintain a personal profile of individual visitors for advertising purposes.

You should review the privacy policies of applicable advertising providers for additional information about their data practices.

5. Analytics

The Website may use Squarespace's built-in analytics and other analytics technologies to understand website traffic and performance.

Analytics information may include information about visitors' browsers, devices, IP addresses, pages visited, referring sources, and interactions with the Website.

This information is used to understand general website traffic and improve the Website.

6. How Information Is Used

Information collected through the Website may be used to:

  • Operate and maintain the Website

  • Monitor website performance and traffic

  • Improve the Website and its content

  • Respond to voluntary communications from visitors

  • Maintain website security

  • Display and measure advertising

  • Comply with applicable legal obligations

We do not sell personal information directly to third parties.

7. Third-Party Services and Links

The Website may contain links to websites, social media platforms, advertisements, videos, or other services operated by third parties.

Once you leave MaxwellJester.com, the privacy practices of the third-party website or service will apply. Maxwell Jester is not responsible for the privacy practices, content, or security of third-party websites.

Third-party services integrated into or linked from the Website may independently collect information according to their own privacy policies.

8. Data Retention

Maxwell Jester does not maintain a separate database of visitor information for general browsing of the Website.

Information submitted voluntarily through a contact form or similar feature may be retained only for as long as reasonably necessary to respond to the request or for legitimate administrative or legal purposes.

Third-party service providers, including Squarespace, analytics providers, and advertising providers, may retain information according to their own policies and retention practices.

9. Children's Privacy

MaxwellJester.com is not directed toward minors (under the age of 18), and we do not knowingly collect personal information from minors.

If you believe that a child has provided personal information through the Website, please contact us so that appropriate steps can be taken.

10. Your Privacy Rights

Depending on where you live, you may have rights concerning personal information collected about you, including rights to access, correct, delete, or restrict certain uses of your information.

Because much of the information associated with visitors may be collected and processed by third-party providers such as Squarespace or advertising and analytics providers, requests concerning information controlled by those providers may need to be directed to the applicable provider.

11. Changes to This Privacy Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time to reflect changes to the Website, services used by the Website, or applicable legal requirements.

The updated policy will be posted on this page with a revised "Last updated" date.

12. Contact

If you have questions about this Privacy Policy or our privacy practices, you may contact us at maxwell@maxwelljester.com