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Petition seeks to rename new york city “mamdanistan”
Discover while millions of Republicans are furious.
Survey finds pumpkin spice enjoyers have a lower iq
Groundbreaking research could shake the coffee community.
California bill pushes for legalization of human & AI marriages
Will this be the most progressive move to date?
Streptococcus Thermophilus found in yogurts nationwide
Could this bacteria lead to a recall?
New Apple CEO speculated to make Apple Music FREE for iPhone Users
What Apple fans have been wishing for.
Companies report record PTO requests the week of GTA VI release
The economic and cultural impact of this game is upon us.
Overwatch Fans mourn the loss of Lifeweaver
The erasure of a fan favorite is causing mass hysteria.
Does Little Caesar’s Pizza! Pizza! Deal indicate impending recession?
How $5 pizza could be a canary in a coal mine.
Femboy Identification increases 2000% in a community with an AI Data Center
This uprising trend has communities concerned.
Body Positivity Movement found in critical condition after the rise of GLP1s
How one medication class shifted a culture.
Movie theater attendance rises drastically as streaming falls
The public wants what the public wants.
Prediction: Tattoos will fall out of fashion, and being tattoo-free will be the standard
Will being heavily tatted survive the next decade?