Femboy Identification increases 2000% in a community with an AI Data Center
Solanos, August 1, 2026- In news that surprises nobody, the increase of AI data centers in rural communities has caused issues that manifest every single day. In Asteria County, Texas, a local community has been dealing with a variety of issues. These issues include reduced property value, depleted water supply, low frequency humming, wildlife behaving in bizarre manners, to name a few. These issues have been established since the data center broke ground.
A new…issue (if you will), has arose in this community that no one has suspected. Endocrinologist Jacqueline S. Novicke, MD, has stated a sharp increase of people, particularly men, requesting hormone replacement therapy in effort to become more feminine presenting. Initially on the fence with the prescription of testosterone blockers and feminine hormone replacement therapies, such as estrogen and progesterone, Novicke MD has had a change of heart due to the influx revenue generation. However, this sudden increase has led her to investigate.
After an analysis of her patient data, a clear trend has emerged. Since the completion of the community’s AI data center, the patient population requesting HRT went from 1 to 21 people. The patients involved have previously never shown any signs of gender dysphoria or homosexuality. Due to HIPAA compliance, she declined to provide any further patient information, despite our pleas and begs.
On Asteria County’s reddit page r/asteriatx, the trend has been notified as well. There has been a surge of “femboy parties” being promoted on the forum; the party activities include, directly from the e-flyers, “Weigh Offs, skinniest queen wins!” “HRT Exchange Party!” “Maids vs Kittens” amongst other festivities. The posts appear wildly popular, garnering significant internet traffic. Some of the e-flyers, particularly the Maids vs. Kittens party, had more “upvotes” than the entire population of Asteria County. In a real boots on the ground journalism moment, I ventured out to the second femboy capital of Texas, after Austin, and went to the address of the Maids vs. Kittens party after the posted date. It was held in the town’s local ballroom, whose name I will withhold. The owner of the ballroom also declined to disclose any information of his/her/their patrons, but parted with one statement, “I honestly could not care any less than I have about anything those people are doing in my ballroom, as long as they pay and as long as my son isn’t part of it.”
Finally, there has been another realm that has noticed this change as well. Wesley Wayne University has published their semiannual political trends data and the results are alarming. In the 2016 presidential election, 100% of voters voted for Donald Trump. In 2020, 92% of voters voted for Donald Trump. In 2024, 96% of voters voted for Donald Trump. The data predicts that in the 2026 elections, 42% will vote Republican, while the remaining 58% have suddenly become Democratic supporters. Though one may opine that it may be for a variety of reasons, the surrounding counties that are data center free have not changed. The surrounding counties have not seen an increase of femboy self-identification, democratic support or Sodom & Gomorrah-esque night life.
On a lighter note, the surge of femboy self-identification has been well received in some parts of the community. For one, the local economy has been boosted significantly due to the influx of parties. Sex stores are selling products at never-before-seen rates. The hospitality industry has seen an increase of customers. Asteria County may be on the path to become a safe haven for Texas’s queer community, an unforeseen, but welcomed, consequence of AI.